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February 2018
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January 2018
Writing submissions and fecal faux pas
December 2017
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September 2017
On the subject of rejection
August 2017
Clearing the docket
May 2017
The entertainment water hose
April 2017
Exhaustion, Radio Plays and New Projects
February 2017
The Poor Man’s Pneumatic Tube
January 2017
Long time, no blog
December 2016
Krampusnacht by Rob Walker (A Monster Poem)
November 2016
From one anxiety to the next...
October 2016
Parents (A Monster Poem)
The Stranger (A Monster Poem)
Radio Plays, Ghost Farts and Oscar Wilde Documentaries
Under the Couch (A Monster Poem)
The Ticker-Tack Man (A Monster Poem)
Blog Dump! October 2nd edition!
August 2016
Collage of sickness and travel
July 2016
Victorian Cut-out Theatre Season 3 in 5 days!
June 2016
HOT BLOG! VCoT Returns NEXT MONTH!
May 2016
Finishing projects and script changes
April 2016
Being called upon and living houses
March 2016
Frankensteined cars, deadlines and live readings
Creativity and the terror of completion
February 2016
Alone time and updates
December 2015
More of gravy than of grave
Poetry & Museum Mysteries
November 2015
Birthdays, Festivals and Thanksgiving
All Hail November, herald of Winter!
October 2015
Countdown to Halloween 2015 #10 The Black Lullaby (2014) Dir. Joshua Hoffine
Countdown to Halloween 2015 #19: The United Monster Talent Agency (2010) Dir. Gregory Nicotero
Countdown to Halloween 2015 #24: The Green Ruby Pumpkin (2013) Miguel Ortega
Countdown to Halloween 2015! #27 The Sleepover (2012) Dir. Chris Cullari
Countdown to Halloween 2015!
September 2015
The East Coast
Many Happy Returns
Historical Satire
Taking Compliments
August 2015
Monster noises, animation, and trips to Philadelphia
Drive-in Anniversaries
July 2015
It is complete! Sort of…
Heat crazies, Teething, and Facebook farewells
June 2015
Sweltering houses & videos complete and non
Put up or shut up
The creative process and new computers
May 2015
Denver Comicon 2015
Screaming cocoons and ghost towns
Cookie Bargains
April 2015
New techniques from an ape who paints things
Career Day
March 2015
Broken Cars, Scooters and AnomalyCon
Bad weeks and "pockets of time"
The Feeling of Flight
February 2015
Dangerous Circus Acts
On the subject of werewolves and valentines
Narrative Fiction
January 2015
Comparisons & metaphorical pies
Time management and hopes for 2015
December 2014
New Years Reflections: Successes and Failures
Anxiety, obsessions and admitting ignorance
Jedi, Dinosaurs and killer robots
November 2014
Hosting Thanksgiving & other things
Project Selfie 2014 and getting fit
1st New Project: My Mother In Law
The Feeding: Television Edition
Parental Guidance Suggested
On the docket
October 2014
Projects
Halloween: Pagan gourds and horror trailers
31 Horror Films (2014) #2 Blacula (1972) Dir. William Crain
31 Horror Films (2014) GUEST BLOG Event Horizon (1997) Dir. Paul W.S. Anderson
31 Horror Films (2014) GUEST BLOG The Terminator (1984) Dir. James Cameron
31 Horror Films (2014) GUEST BLOG House II: The Second Story (1987) Dir. Steve Miner
31 Horror Films GUEST BLOG The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976) Dir. Charles B. Pierce
31 Horror Films (2014) GUEST BLOG The Innocents (1961) Dir. Jack Clayton
31 Horror Films (2014) GUEST BLOG Monster Media Monday: Trantor the Troll
31 Horror Movies (2014) GUEST BLOG The Eye (2002) Dir. Danny and Oxide Pang
31 Horror Films (2014) GUEST BLOG Bubba Ho-Tep (2002) Dir. Don Coscarelli
31 Horror Films (2014) GUEST BLOG The Monster Squad (1987) Dir. Fred Dekker
31 Horror Films (2014) GUEST BLOG Are You Afraid of The Dark TV Show
31 Horror Films (2014) GUEST BLOG Tusk (2014) Dir. Kevin Smith
31 Horror Films (2014) GUEST BLOG 28 Days Later (2002) Dir. Danny Boyle
31 Horror Films (2014) #12 American Psycho 2000 Dir. Mary Haron
31 Horror Films (2014) #13 The Invisible Man 1933 Dir. James Whale
31 Horror Films DOUBLE FEATURE #15 & #14 Grindhouse 2007 Dir. Quentin Tarantino & Robert Rodriguez
Intermission - Halloween Horror Trailers 2013
31 Horror Films (2014) #16 Hellraiser 1987 Dir. Clive Barker
31 Horror Films (2014) #17 Hocus Pocus 1993 Dir. Kenny Ortega
31 Horror Films (2014) #18 Grabbers 2012 Dir. Jon Wright
31 Horror Films (2014) #19 The Loved Ones 2009 Dir. Sean Byrne
31 Horror Films (2014) #20 The Wicker Man 1973 Dir. Robin Hardy
31 Horror Films (2014) #21 Coraline 2009 Dir. Henry Selick
31 Horror Films 2014 #22 John Dies at the End 2012 Dir. Don Coscarelli
31 Horror Films (2014) #23 The Prestige 2006 Dir. Christopher Nolan
Horror Films 2014 #24 The Fearless Vampire Killers 1967 Dir. Roman Polanski
31 Horror Films (2014) #25 Dawn of the Dead 2004 Dir. Zack Snyder
31 Horror Films (2014) #26 REC 2007 Dir. Jaume Balagueró
31 Horror Films (2014) #27 Dog Soldiers 2002 Dir Neil Marshall
31 Horror Films (2014) #28 Lords of Salem 2012 Dir. Rob Zombie
31 Horror Films (2014) #29 A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge Dir. Jack Sholder
31 Horror Films (2014) #30 The Cabin in the Woods 2012 Dir. Drew Goddard
31 Horror Films (2014) #31 Near Dark 1987 Dir. Kathryn Bigelow
September 2014
Won't you be my neighbor?
Blogs, rejection and what I'm obsessed with
Voices from the abyss
Horror, Technology and October
August 2014
Filling my time
Pep Talks & Negative Rob
The right way to do things
June 2014
Experimental Disney
Ideas, VCoT and Pregnancy
Digital boot-heels and dreaming free
May 2014
Blue Collar Secret Identity
Weekend Activites
Illness and horrific visions
April 2014
The same language as me
My short-lived porn career
March 2014
Jobs, babies and future plans
Digital Tin Cups and Parenthood
Taking Criticism
Cheese, Animation and Exercise
February 2014
Insomnia blog
Winter malaise and Mega-Couches
January 2014
Tiny Update
Art talk and getting noticed
2014 Updates
December 2013
New Years Plans
Victorian automatons and new doors to open
Community projects & Future Justice
Podcasts and Project "Selfie"
The Illusion of Progress
November 2013
Treadmilling, schedule scramble and building fires
Computer problems and desolate stores
Sleepless Sundays
October is over: ALL HAIL NOVEMBER!
October 2013
31 Horror Films #1 The World’s End 2013 Dir. Edgar Wright
31 Horror Films #2 Attack the Block 2011 Dir. Joe Cornish
31 Horror Films #3 Gremlins 1984 Dir. Joe Dante
31 Horror Films #4 The Midnight Meat Train 2008 Dir. Ryûhei Kitamura
31 Horror Films #5 Invasion of the Body Snatchers 1956 Dir. Don Siegel
31 Horror Films #6: Kill List 2011 Dir. Ben Wheatley
31 Horror Films #7 Creepshow 1982 Dir. George A. Romero
31 Horror Films #8 The Haunting 1963 Dir. Robert Wise
31 Horror Films #9: Splinter 2008 Dir. Toby Wilkins
31 Horror Films #10: Silver Bullet 1985 Dir. Daniel Attias
31 Horror Films #11: Shadow of the Vampire 2000 Dir. E. Elias Merhige
31 Horror Films #12: Stakeland 2010 Dir. Jim Mickle
31 Horror Films #13: Hard Candy 2005 Dir. David Slade
31 Horror Films #14: Pontypool 2008 Dir. Bruce McDonald
31 Horror Films: Intermission
31 Horror Films #15: The Creature from the Black Lagoon 1954 Dir. Jack Arnold
31 Horror Films #16: Perfume: The Story of a Murderer 2006 Dir. Tom Tykwer
31 Horror Films #17: Troll Hunter 2010 Dir. André Øvredal
31 Horror Films #18: Waxwork 1988 Dir. Anthony Hickox
31 Horror Films #19: The Last Man on Earth 1964 Dir. Ubalda Ragona, Sidney Salkow
31 Horror Films #20 The Monster Squad 1987 Dir. Fred Dekker
31 Horror Films #21 The Birds 1963 Dir. Alfred Hitchcock
31 Horror Films #22 Something Wicked This Way Comes 1983 Dir. Jack Clayton
31 Horror Films #23: House of Wax 1953 Dir. Andre de Toth
31 Horror Films #24: Detention 2011 Dir. Joseph Kahn
31 Horror Films #25: The Night Stalker 1972 Dir. John Llewellyn Moxey
31 Horror Films #26: The Old Dark House 1932 Dir. James Whale
31 Horror Films #27: Silence of the Lambs 1991 Dir. Jonathan Demme
31 Horror Films #28 Dead and Buried 1981 Dir. Gary Sherman
31 Horror Films #29: The Lost Boys 1987 Dir. Joel Schumacher
31 Horror Films #30: Madhouse 1974 Dir. Jim Clark
31 Horror Films #31: The Frighteners 1996 Dir. Peter Jackson
September 2013
Stephen King, Photoshop and bleeding fingers
OS Updates, Victorian Futures and Philadelphia Film Fests
Professionalism, mistaken identities and discontent
The things we do for love, Podcasting and Victorian Cut-out Theatre
Victorian Cut-out Theatre Series 2 Premieres Sept 7th!
B comics, fair skin and lessons in copyright
August 2013
Where did the summer go?
Middle school lycanthropy and ill-advised poetry
Smoking and Exercise
The manners of immortals
July 2013
I feel like I'm in a rocket ship...
How to plan a bachelor party
The move, and all that that entails
More animal than man
June 2013
Time management, summer heat and animation
Things that happened this weekend: a list
Moving, Nerd vs. Geek and Podcasts
VCoT Hiatus and New Stuff
The Voyage of Hugo Moran
Denver Comic Con and creativity
May 2013
Magic words and beginnings
The House on Maple Street
Busy Week and Manual Labor
Season 2 of VCoT, More Videos and Less Famous
The L.A. Trip (Epilogue) and being a Colorado Writer
New Website and Tiny Airplanes
April 2013
Lots of projects
Boise & Nerd Reactor
Writing, more L.A. and stuff I've been feeding my brain
Hiatus, Writing and The DENVER COMIC CON
March 2013
The LA trip: A Prologue
Pilgrimage and realizations about writing
The Perils of Time Travel
Victorian Cut-out Theatre, Break and being roommates with Tiny Michael Keaton
February 2013
No Oscars here, Being sent West and Neat videos!
Writing packets, Apartment hunting & Hobo camps
5 Things I've Learned This Week
Taxes & Reminiscing
January 2013
Technical Expertise
Diets, Exercise, Projects & Music Videos
Slowing down, Gearing up & Nervous breakdowns
December 2012
Christmas, Technomancy and 2013
Holiday Updates and end of year thoughts
Modern Day Cowboy
People Connectors and the future of art.
November 2012
My time in advertising (kind of)
Busy Bee & Project Backlog
October 2012
Horror Movie Matters:#1: The Innkeepers, Dir. Ti West
Horror Movie Matters: #6: Pan's Labyrinth 2006 Dir. Guillermo del Toro
Horror Movie Matters: #5: The Mist 2007 Dir. Frank Darabont
Horror Movie Matters:#4: Let the Right One in 2008 Dir. Thomas Alfredson
Horror Movie Matters:#3: The Shorts: Bedfellows 2008, Dir. Drew Daywalt, Still Life 2005 Dir. Jon Knautz He dies at the End 2008 Dir. Damian McCarthy
Horror Movie Matters #2: Drag Me to Hell 2009, Dir. Sam Raimi
Horror Movie Matters #7: The Descent 2005 Dir. Neil Marshall
Horror Movie Matters #8 28 Days Later Dir. Danny Boyle
Horror Movie Matters: #9: The Others 2001 Dir. Alejandro Amenábar
Horror Movie Matters: #11: Sleepy Hollow 1999, Dir. Tim Burton
Horror Movie Matters: #10: Frailty 2001 Dir. Bill Paxton
Horror Movie Matters: #12: Scream 1996 Dir. Wes Craven / The Blair Witch Project 1999 Dir. Daniel Myrick and Eduardo Sanchez
Horror Movie Matters: #14: Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992 Dir. Francis Ford Coppola
Horror Movie Matters: #13: In the Mouth of Madness 1994 Dir. John Carpenter
Horror Movie Matters: #15: Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn 1987, Dir. Sam Raimi
Horror Movie Matters: #16: A Nightmare on Elm Street 1984 Dir. Wes Craven
Horror Movie Matters: Intermission
Horror Movie Matters: #17: The Thing 1982 Dir. John Carpenter
Horror Movie Matters: #18: An American Werewolf in London 1980 Dir. John Landis
Horror Movie Matters: #19: Alien 1979 Dir. Ridley Scott
Horror Movie Matters #21: Jaws 1975 Dir. Steven Spielberg
Horror Movie Matters: #20: Halloween 1978 Dir. John Carpenter
Horror Movie Matters #22: The Exorcist 1973 Dir. William Friedkin
Horror Movie Matters #23: Rosemary's Baby 1968 Dir. Roman Polanski
Horror Movie Matters #25: House of Usher 1960 Dir. Roger Corman
Horror Movie Matters #24: Night of the Living Dead 1968 Dir. George A. Romero
Horror Movie Matters #27: The Blob 1958 Dir. Irvin Yeaworth
Horror Movie Matters #26: Psycho 1960 Dir. Alfred Hitchcock
Horror Movie Matters #28: Horror of Dracula 1958 Dir. Terence Fisher
Horror Movie Matters #30: Bride of Frankenstein 1935 Dir. James Whale
Horror Movie Matters #29: Cat People 1942 Dir. Jacques Tourneur
Horror Movie Matters #31: Nosferatu 1922 Dir. F.W. Murnau
Looper Review (2012)
Why horror is important
September 2012
Dredd Review (2012)
Top 10 Anthology Episodes
Need some Halloween, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, L.A. and John Carpenter Part 2
WTF Are You Watching 50th Episode - John Carpenter Special PART 1
August 2012
Reflections on the future
Victorian Cut Out Theatre finds and audience and I am not "that" Rob Walker
Hitchcock's theory of suspense and mystery in Ti West's House of the Devil
July 2012
Animated Things
An open letter to Warner Bros.
Technological Advancements
June 2012
Resident Evil's advertising is brilliant, the films however...
Scattershot
The Magician of Imagination
Finishing movies and new beginnings...
May 2012
The Home Stretch
Marathon Moviemaking and the fallout of it...
In the Bag
Technically
Where do I go from here?
April 2012
Editing, Sound, Lessons learned...
Principal Photography done...and all that that entails.
Projects, Hubs and Captaining the ship
March 2012
The Silent Project
It's not the putter...
Schedule is tight.
Rise of the Machines and Old Fashioned Filmmaking
February 2012
Screenings, Casting, Working and Gettin' Paid
OSCAR SHORTS SCREENINGS with guest Rob Walker
Influence Map 2012
Tips for Creative Blocks
Romantic Films for everyone: A Valentine's Day Survival Guide
Changing Gears...
January 2012
Cinematic music Videos: Even in the Rain/Easy Rider
A Short Article About Shorts
A Kid in a Candy Store
The Future of Home Cinema
December 2011
Tucker and Dale VS. Evil -WATCH THIS NOW!
Review By Request: Better Off Dead (1986)
November 2011
Drive-In: A Love Letter
Holiday Crunch
Cinematic Music Videos: Tonight, Tonight, Tonight/Blade Runner
Review By Request: Blue Velvet
October 2011
Cinematic Music Videos: Scream/Night of the Living Dead
Anthologies: The Underrated Format
The Gentleman's Guide to Gaming: Ghostbusters
September 2011
Halloween, Ghostbusters, RPGs and Honeymoons
Follow your bliss...
August 2011
Hollywood Gimmickery OR Why the F*** can't I watch Fright Night in 2D?!
The Hughes Reviews: National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
July 2011
Captain America meets The Rocketeer
I have to pee! the disappearance of the movie intermission?
Malartú
Top 10 movies for Independence Day
June 2011
Cinematic Music Videos: Machine Gun Blues/Public Enemies
Gallery 1988
X-Men Origins: Wolverine Review (OLD)
X-Men: First Class Review
May 2011
The Hughes Reviews: Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Cinematic Music Videos: Howlin' For You/Grindhouse
Animated Monologues at The Lyric. Help a brother out!
April 2011
The Hughes Reviews: Weird Science
Hitchcock's Unfinished film: The Key to Reserva
You Blew it Up! Rise of the the Planet of the Apes/Twilight Zone
Animated Monologue screening titles
Cinematic Music Videos: Material Girl/Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
EVENT: Screening at the Lyric April 21st
Captain America: The First Basterd
Pandering OR Rob Sells Out (Ani-Logue 12)
Windows to another dimension: What happened to the movie poster?
The Influence Map: a tool for the artist
March 2011
Red State Review
The Hughes Reviews: Pretty in Pink
Cinematic music Videos: Cute Without the 'e'/Fight Club
February 2011
Updates, Future Projects & Steve's Night Out
Trailer Trash: The Ballyhoo of Hollywood
The Hughes Reviews: The Breakfast Club
Cinematic music Videos: The Kill/The Shining
January 2011
Digital Finances (Ani-Logue 10)
The Hughes Reviews: Sixteen Candles
The Green Hornet Review
Grind (2005)
Art Vs. Commerce or Why Resident Evil Afterlife made me hurt inside.
Ani-Logue 9: Jury Duty
December 2010
The Hughes Reviews: National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Cinematic music Videos: Image of the Invisible/City of Lost Children
Ani-Logue 8: The Photograph
November 2010
Cinematic music Videos: Thinking 'Bout Somethin'/The Blues Brothers
The Hughes Reviews: Dutch (1991)
Cinematic music Videos: Animal/Batman (1989)
Drag Me to Hell Review
Cinematic Music Videos Millennium/The Bond Films
October 2010
The Mist Review
CBP Does Philadelphia
Cinematic Music Videos Into Your Eyes/They Live
Cinematic Music Videos Driving this road until death sets you free/The Thing
What's going on?
Guest Video "A Way Out" Dir. Lincoln Hayes
September 2010
Philadelphia Filmathon "Son of a Beach" Trailer
"Gentleman of the Road" Ani-Logue 7
Son of a Beach IS IN A FILM FESTIVAL!
August 2010
Cinematic Music Videos Sixteen Military Wives/Rushmore
Brick Review
Scott Pilgrim Vs the World Review
Cinematic Music Videos: Living Dead Girl/The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
I AM LEGEND is an Award Winner!
SCREENING UPDATE! LYRIC CINEMA CAFE THURS AUG 5th 6:30 PM
Guest Blog: Top 6 Rom-Coms From a Male Perspective By Kyle Anderson
July 2010
"Human Larva" Ani-Logue 6 Dir. Rob Walker
Cinematic Music Videos: Rush, Rush/Rebel Without a Cause
Gov't. Tit in "Public Service"
Cashin' Checks and Breakin' Necks
No Smoking, Please Dir. Lincoln Hayes (Guest Video)
June 2010
The Star Spangled Fists of Science (Ani-Logue 5)
Cinematic Music Videos: California Love/Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
Good Samaritan Dir. Monty Velasquez 2007
Top 5 High School Movies You Probably HAVEN"T Seen...But Should
May 2010
Wish in One Hand... (Ani-Logue 4) Dir. Rob Walker
Cinematic Music Videos: Sweep the Leg/The Karate Kid
The Mad Cap Dir. Rob Walker
Strangely Accurate Movie Synopses
Victorian Cut-Out Theatre: The Arrangement Dir. Rob Walker
April 2010
Cinematic Music Videos: Last Cup of Sorrow/Veritgo
A Night Like Any Other (Trailer) Dir. Steve Giuliano
LETTERS FROM HOLLYWOOD: CBP INTERVIEW WITH MATHEW MCCONAUGHEY
Son of a Beach (Animation) Dir Rob Walker
March 2010
Boneyard (Animation) Dir. Steve Giuliano
Time For Love (Animation)
Letters From Hollywood: Eli Roth Interview
Rob's Dream
February 2010
CBP Sundance Video Blog 4
CBP Sundance Video Blog 5
CBP Sundance Video Blog 5
CBP Sundance Video Blog 1
CBP Sundance Video Blog 2
CBP Sundance Video Blog 3
January 2010
Sundancin': Day Three
The "Someday" List
CBP Cinema Supper Club Episode 2 "Gonzo"
Jeff Anders Attorney At Law
December 2009
Gov't. Tit Single "Christmas in Canyon City"
Gov't. Tit in "For Charity" (Gov't Tit Christmas Special) Part 1
Gov't Tit in "For Charity" (Gov't. Tit Christmas Special) Pt. 2
October 2009
Gobstopper Trailer
